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January 05, 2009

Lilo-SamRo Lesbo Fight-O

lilo_samro_lesbo_fighto.jpgLook how happy rumored lesbian Lindsay Lohan looks on New Year's Eve. A pretty new frock, a fresh coat of canned tan, and her best gal Samantha Ronson on her arm. Unfortunately, mere moments after this shot was snapped, the two exploded into a cacophony of flying strawberry weave, scratching fingernails, and kicky fedoras. The New York Post says:
On New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!" Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out." After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.
"Why are you doing this to me" and "I don't know you" are akin to the "You're tearing me apahhht, Kira! This is more real than anything!' fight between David and the production lady on Real World Seattle. Ah, nothing like the sweet sound of teen angst one-liners being shouted over a bum munching on a tin can sandwich.

Oh, and here's a video.

Related Topics: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors

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90210h Hell Yes

annalynne_mccord_bikini_01.jpgCelebrity bikini season is upon us, as the wealthy and comely flock to sultry locales and frolic in the surf. If you are able, tear your eyes away from the simian swing of Wino's crack sacks and check out 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. She looks okay, I guess. I mean, if you like beautiful faces atop perfectly toned and smooth young bodies with lean muscle mass, all natural breasts, and a perky rear. Most people aren't into that kind of thing, but here at CelebNewsWire we like to embrace all shapes. We're open-minded!




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Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell Confirm: Twins Still in for 2009

rebecca-romijn-jerry-o'connell-dogs.jpg We have our first celebrity twin babies of 2009! Yay! Let's hope pregnant Jennifer Garner had the good sense to pack her uterus with two Afflecks to keep this momentum going. According to Us Weekly:
Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin girls, Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, on Dec. 28, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.

"Mother, father and both girls are all home and doing well," says her rep.

Howard Stern first announced the news on his Sirius radio show Monday morning.

"They had twin girls, Dolly and Charlie," Stern said. "Rebecca likes Dolly Parton, so they named the one after Dolly Parton, and Jerry got to name the other one Charlie, but his brother’s name is Charlie -- and it’s a girl Charlie."
We actually kind of like the names Dolly and Charlie separately, but there's something about the pairing of the two that we're not feeling. It's kind of like Rebecca and Jerry sort of wanted cutesy matching twin names but didn't have the balls to go all in. But, hey, it's not too late to amend one of the birth certificates if the right suggestion comes along. We like Dolly and Trolley or Charlie and Barley.

Related Topics: Jerry O'Connell, Rebecca Romijn, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies

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Amy Winehouse's New Year's Resolution: Become a Nudist

amy-winehouse-bikini-beach-beer.jpg We are not even going to try to touch on Jett Travolta's sad death, because we haven't quite mastered the art of compassion and don't want to accidentally sound like assholes, so instead let's talk about Amy Winehouse naked! Weeeee! She sure does like flopping out her funbags lately. Perhaps it's part of her New Year's resolution. Instead of a nice sensible choice, like quit drugs or divorce slimy jailbird fucker or buy own toothbrush, it seems that Amy's ringing in the new year with as much toplessness as she can muster. And while we're usually all for the titty displays, we're just not feeling these. They're just so . . . Winehouse-ian. They make us sad. Sad for the state of humanity and sad that we can't muster some sexual excitement over the boobies of a crackhead. Maybe that should be our New Year's resolution: Learn to get aroused over the sight of naked crackhead ladies. After all, if Boyz N the Hood taught us anything, it's that they'll suck your dick for a dollar. After the cut, Wino's boobs. more »

Related Topics: Amy Winehouse, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis

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December 31, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer Celebrity Arrest Round-up

matt_dillon_mugshot.jpgMatt Dillon got arrested for speeding in Vermont, because much like the Red Rocker, he can't drive 55. (The Blemish)

• Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI. Looks like he double dribbled some Campari! Down his chin. While . . . while he was drinking it. Ha ha? (TMZ)

• That handsome Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces got popped for DUI too. Luckily he made his cell look 3 times as big thanks to some clever mirror placements and a few throw pillows to add a pop of color. (Yeeeah!)

Dane Cook's brother was arrested for swindling the "comedian" out of millions of dollars. That's funnier than any joke he's ever told. (Dlisted)

Related Topics: Charles Barkley, Dane Cook, Doug Wilson, Matt Dillon, booze, celebrity arrests, jail

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Ringing in the New Year with Small Lycra Triangles

Lisa_Rinna_Tits_Bikini_1.jpgWe're not going to be here tomorrow, or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday. Why? Well, frankly we just don't like you much. So we're metaphorically put a hat and coat on 2008 and usher it out the door while squatting and groaning and letting 2009 slip out of our moist vaginae through the magic of bikini pictures. At left, representing the old, we have television star Lisa Rinna in a bikini. Novelty wax lips aside, lady looks good, but what we really love is the finger-wagging, reminiscent of a grandpa boogying down at the VFW social. Is that the Lindy Hop? And representing the new, here's supermodel of yore Stephanie Seymour in a bikini. Technically Steph is only 5 years younger than Lisa, but she still has the body of a 19 year old so she wins. Plus, she used to date Axl Rose and reportedly he made her pee in a litter box during foreplay. We'd like our new year to be kind of like that.

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Related Topics: Lisa Rinna, Stephanie Seymour, celebs in bikinis

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December 30, 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Merry Xmas Paris, Here's Some Herpes

paris_hilton_herpes_lip.jpgParis Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)

Mariah Carey's smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)

Salma Hayek pulls a Britney. (Drunken Stepfather)

• A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year's most inspiring celebrity plastic surgery. (Cityrag)

• Bronx Mowgli Wentz revealed. Where's his loincloth and dutch boy bob? (Hollywire)

Janine Lindemulder gets six months in the can. We hope she will use the experience for a women in prison porn. (Celebitchy)

Related Topics: Janine Lindemulder, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Salma Hayek, ailing celebs, boobs, celebrity offspring, plastic surgery rumors

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She Wore a Bikini and We Liked It

Katy_Perry_bikini_hot_1.jpgIf all you got for Christmas was the Pro-Caulk and the Wonderhanger when what you really wanted was a Slanket and a Shamwow, we're here to ease the pain. Believe it! CelebNewsWire has just slid down your chimney hole with a sack full of yabbos to cram into your stocking. Ladies and gentleman, we give you: Katy Perry in a bikini! Who knew that underneath those goofy Betty Grable onesies she was hiding this? Whatta figure on this frail! Them gams is more intoxicating than giggle water! Killer diller.




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Previous Posts

Hide Your Toothbrush if Wino's in Town (12/29/08)
"WANT 2 SCREW L8R?" (12/29/08)
A Little Something for Under Your Tree (12/29/08)
Happy Holidays from CelebNewsWire (12/19/08)
When Fauxhawk Met Weavetail: Britney and Benji, a Love Story (12/19/08)
Jennifer Aniston Will Prove That She's Happy If It Fucking Kills Her (12/19/08)
Go Deep Inside Paris Hilton—Very, Very Deep (12/18/08)
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Don't Like Each Other Much (12/18/08)
Liz Hurley Says: "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" (12/18/08)
Scarlett Johansson's Bodily Fluids Can Be Yours (12/18/08)
"Mommy! Mommy! I Want Your Booby!" (12/17/08)
Nicole Kidman Decimates Ovaries with Ancient Groan Stick (12/17/08)
Lindsay Lohan Stalked (12/17/08)
Ashlee Simpson Is a Freak in the Sheets (12/17/08)
Kevin Federline Is Exactly the Jagbag We Always Thought He Was (12/16/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends (12/16/08)
Charlie Tweeder Shows His Peter (12/16/08)
Deck the Halls with Boobs of Halle (12/16/08)
Can't Get an Interview with Scarlett Johansson? Just Make It Up! (12/15/08)
Reality Showdown (12/15/08)







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